“And to the left you will see Lochleven Castle. Let’s row over to take a closer look”
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Wrinkles
“Read between the lines – I don’t care about wrinkles”
Snoop
“Sippin on gin and juice”
Five a Day
“This has to be at least five servings of fruit, right?”
No Loitering
“No loitering allowed? We’ll show you!”
The Doctor
“What I have here is either a glove, a fake hand, or a real hand – I’ll let you guess which”
The “In” Colour
“Ugh I am so sick of earth tones! I can’t wait for summer so I can wear my fluorescents”
Ultimate in Lazy
“The envelope fell on the floor… do I pick it up now or leave it for two weeks, then pick it up?”
Mufasa
“Step away from the cliff Mufasa!”
Linsangs
“May I present to you the linsang, otherwise known as a spotty cat weasel”
