Tux

“The bride wears a white gown but the groom refuses to wear something so pedestrian as a tuxedo”

Social Distancing

“Nice to see you from a socially appropriate distance”

TGIF

“That Friday feeling”

The Faker

“But sir this is your party, you can’t spend all evening in bed pretending to be sick”

Coffee Break

“I didn’t sleep a wink last night – where’s the closest Starbucks?”

Parade

“C’mon, throw some candy, mister!”

The Objection

“Ah, another suitor… well this is awkward”

Racing Stripes

“My racing stripes help me go fast!”

Fluffy Scarf

“Autumn is here, time to get out my fluffy scarf”

Who Me?

“I definitely did not take the cookie from the cookie jar”