“Think of it this way old chap, now you can get that nose job you’ve always wanted”
The Smoker
“Smokers are jokers and I’m the funniest guy”
Werewolf
“And for the record I do not appreciate the accusations that I am a werewolf”
Contraption
“I don’t know what it is either but let’s give it a whirl!”
A Gift
“I bestow upon you the gift of a bullshit detector, so that you may always know when someone is bullshitting you”
We’ve All Been There
“Don’t touch my face, don’t touch my face… ahhhh I’m touching my face!”
Rude Gesture
“I am too much of a gentleman to display it but I assure you I am giving you a rude gesture”
It’s Friday!
“This jug has ale in it”
Murder Mystery
“Good evening detective, welcome to this murder mystery”
Feather Hat
“I keep my bird with me at all times in case I lose the feather in my hat”
