“A bowler hat is great for when you are young but want to look 100”
Say Cheese
“#awkwardfamilyphoto”
Carnival Barker
“Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, step right up to the best carnival the 20th century can offer!”
Over It
“Santa, you are sooo last month”
Layering
“If you wear your formal wear under your bathrobe with a sun hat, you’ll be ready for anything!”
All Wool
“Whose idea was all-wool clothes? I’ve never been so itchy!”
It’s Cold Outside
“How am I still cold?!”
The Bro
“Bro, are they playing beer pong over there? Let’s go!”
Double Take
“There’s two of you – must be a glitch in the Matrix”
The Breakup
“Argh breaking up is hard – I knew I should have just ghosted you”
