“I shouldn’t have worn that marigold cologne”
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Pumpkin Spice Latte
“Here you are dear, your first pumpkin spice latte of the season”
Of All The Ding-Dog-Bat
“What in thunder men want to wear such things for is – mmph – I’ll get that hook in that eye or I’ll eat – stop drawing in your breath, man, and swelling yourself up! Can’t you see I’m simply – hang it! – there goes my thumb nail, right off short -“
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A Request
“May I request A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton?”
Albert Einstein
“Albert Einstein is my name, physics is my game”
The Odour
“You smell like beef and cheese”
Folk Music
“We will begin our performance once our washtub bassist shows up”
Growing Up
“Keep drinking you milk and one day you won’t need to stand on a stool”
Hump Day
“It’s hump day!”
