“I hope Santa brings me a GT Snowracer this year”
O Christmas Tree
“Ugh next year we’re buying an artificial tree”
Winter Journey
“The real winter journey is me braving the cold, snow, and crowds at the mall to complete my Christmas shopping”
New Man
“Bringing your new man to the work Christmas party”
Carnival Barker
“I know you’re a carnival barker, but I think using mini donut oil as cologne is a bit much”
Ma’am
“Ma’am I regret to inform you that the McRib has been discontinued”
The Speech
“Wake up my dear, my speech on the vascular system of clubmosses is over”
Amazon Delivery
“Amazon delivering all of my Christmas shopping”
Lefty
“You’ll have to forgive Astrid for disrupting the coordinated pose – she’s a lefty and proud of it!”
Wascally Wabbit
“Get back here you wascally wabbit! I just want to pet you!”
