“I can’t wait to see my portrait, I hope the painter captured my likeness faithfully”
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A Pose
“I don’t know what to do with my hands – does this look awkward?”
Finger Pistol
“Finger pistol, pew pew pew!”
Ringlets
“One is never too old for ringlets”
Let’s Go
“The night isn’t over yet, let’s gooooooo!”
Catfished
“I have been catfished yet again”
Evil Queen
“I am not the Evil Queen from Snow White, I swear! See, no apple!”
Battle Ready
“Yes I do have a hilariously tiny sword in my hair”
Crinoline Convenient Sometimes
“This is so much more convenient than a swan pool float”
Oh Snap
“I used the doe-eyed deer filter”
