“Excuse me, could you tell me the time? I think I’m late to my own wedding”
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Puppy Eyes
“Don’t look into the puppy eyes or you won’t be able to resist giving him a belly rub!”
Beautiful Bracelet
“Explain to me the significance of every single one of these Pandora charms”
Finger Pistols
“Finger pistols – pew pew pew!”
Gasp!
“My dear, your shoulders are showing”
A Lengthy Ceremony
“I couldn’t choose, so I picked out 15 readings for the ceremony”
Crossword
“7 Across is “exhausted” darling, that’s what a sleepless mother is”
No Wet Feet
“I should have just worn my rubber boots today”
Jump Rope
“Why is Cinderella dressed in yellow? I thought she wore blue?”
Pretty Periwinkle
“I’m so over sepia”
