Class Dismissed

image

“If equals zig and equals zag, then alternating them in sequence equals a really sweet chevron. Class dismissed.”

Home Improvement

image

“Well done cherub, this is a fine start to the treehouse. Next I would like a ladder put right in the front there.”

Get Some Sunlight

image

“Harold you can’t just stay in this cave all winter pretending to hibernate. Now put on your long johns, let’s go.”

Police Lineup

image

“Yes I’m sure Officer. Man # 4 in the lineup is the person who stole my best hat.”

Victory Oprah

image

“YOU GET A CROWN OF LAURELS! AND YOU GET A CROWN OF LAURELS! AND YOU GET A CROWN OF LAURELS! EVERYBODY GETS A CROWN OF LAURELS!”

Parallel Dock

image

“You see this? How did this guy get his Sea Captain license? He clearly had no idea how to parallel dock”