In The Spring

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“A bonnet takes all the fun out of the classic knock-the-hats-off-of-people’s-heads-with-a-hose game”

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Struwwelpeter

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“I don’t know what is scariest – my hair, my nails, or this outfit”

The Closest Shave

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“My father the barber is out sick, but not to worry I’ve been his apprentice for three years now – been doing this since I was four!”

Inspirational Speech

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“I would give an inspirational speech as the army charges forward for battle, but looks like it’s just me”

Monday Blues

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“I’m sorry my dear. It’s true – tomorrow is Monday”

William Crotch, Mus. Dr.

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“Sitting here filling out the paperwork to change my unfortunate last name”

Ink Blots

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“My calligraphy may be ruined, but on the bright side I can make a pretty penny by selling this to Mr. Rorschach”