An “Accident”

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“Oh no, I have absolutely ruined the meat jelly! I do apologize for my clumsiness… Shall we order pizza?”

Friday Pieday: H

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“Rats, I’m going to need you to take the fall for this one – I never can resist a midnight snack”

Street Fighter

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“If you do not have stilts, you cannot participate – these are the rules of flamingo-style street fight”

Jolly Roger

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“Come on crew! A little more enthusiasm! Let’s hoist the Jolly Roger with the customary pirate glee!”

Dear Mom

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“Dear mom: Prison is not so bad – they let me keep my dog and my lute, plus I get to keep my feet up all day”

Music Week: Queen

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“Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle! I want to ride my bicycle, bicycle, bicycle!”

Friday Pieday: G – Music Week: Ray Orbison

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“Anything you want, you got it.
Anything you need, you got it.
Anything at all, you got it.

(Except my pie)”