Welcome to the Club

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“We are so pleased to have you sirs as our newest members of the hat fanciers club”

Donkeys for Sale

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“I’m looking for a pair of docile, even-tempered donkeys, but I see you don’t have that here – good day!”

General Waiter

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“What can I get for you ladies today? Martinis are on special today and soup of the day is minestrone”

Fine Dining

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“Yes I understand this is a fine dining establishment and yes I understand that animals aren’t allowed, but I don’t go anywhere without my prize bull! Oh this is a steakhouse? Nevermind, we’ll go”