“Is wearing a skirt practical while skiing? No. is it fashionable? Yes, especially with this classic ’80s purple and green colour combination”
Month: November 2016
Choose Your Own Adventure
“I feel like I’m one of those Choose Your Own Adventure books – now should I contuinue through the dark forest or head towards the woman on the stairs?”
Not A Pony
“I was never one of those kids who wanted a pony – I wanted something a bit more exotic”
Piggybacking
“Yay, piggyback! Thanks Friar Tuck, I wouldn’t want to ruin my very pointy shoes”
Piano Mat
“Practicing scales would be a lot more fun if I was allowed to use a giant piano mat instead”
Run For Your Life
“AHHHHHH! Remind me again why I voluntarily paid money to enter this haunted house and get the living daylights scared out of me!”
Full House
“People say I’m a recluse and don’t have any friends but the way I see it I have lots of friends, feathered and furred”
Sport Sunday: Archery
“I know the green apron isn’t exactly athletic apparel but I have to go straight to my shift at Starbucks after this”
A Duel to the Death
“I’ve brought a donkey and broom – pretty sure this sword is made of wood too. Maybe I didn’t do the best job packing for the duel…”
Mad Tea Party Ride
“Beatrice, stop spinning the teacup so fast! I think I’m going to be sick!”
