Jazz Hands


“And at this part the choreography calls for low jazz hands with the left hand, but only the left hand – don’t want to dazzle the audience too early on with double jazz hands”

Back of the Head


“Marlene, turn to face the camera. No no. You’re completely the wrong way – yes now turn – no, too far, now you’re facing the wrong way again…”

Mystery Meat


“Merry Christmas one and all! I hope you enjoy this… giant meatball?… for Christmas dinner”