Place for a Hat

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“PETER! PETER, THE HAT GOES ON YOUR HEAD! DON’T CARRY IT ABOUT LIKE THAT, YOU’RE CREEPING OUT THR NEIGHBOURS!”

Oregon Trail

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“Move it you bunch of cheaters! Play Oregon Trail fairly like the rest of us – no cheat codes to use the train here!”

A Grave Injustice

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“The papers are all saying that the new spring fashion is for men to go wigless, and I say no! Let’s rally against this injustice! What’s next to go, tricorn hats?”

Your Cheeks Are Red from Embarrassment

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“Good to see you Mary! What are you reading there? Fifty Shades of Grey, how scandalous!”

A Hold Up

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“This is a hold up! What d’ye got in there? Cans of peas and creamed corn? Nah, we’ll pass”

Making Music

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“Ok lever 1, now lever 3 – no leave lever 4 where it is! – lever 3 goes down – don’t let go of lever 1! Lever 2 now…”