Sleep Is For The Week


“Again, from the top! You can go to bed once you’ve perfected this piece and not a minute before”

I Should Have Known


“I asked you five minutes ago if you had to go and you said no, and now that the bridal procession is about to begin you have to go to the bathroom?!”

So The Drama


“Oh I simply cannot handle any more drama in this family – if there is one more table flip I will flip a table!”

The Age Old Question


“Ah the age old question: how many licks does it take to get to the centre of a Tootsie Pop?”