A Resignation

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“I would like to hand in my resignation effective immediately – I admit that I am the culprit behind the yogurt thefts from the communal fridge.”

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It’s a Steal!

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“Here’s the house available for rent – furnishings are not included, bathroom is an outhouse out back, and rent comes to $5,000 per month”

Maestro

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“And now for a real banger to get you out on the dance floor – my cover of “Toxic” by Britney Spears!”

Bon Voyage

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“Goodbye! Bon voyage! Enjoy your transatlantic cruise without plumbing!”

Best Bike

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“Aw how come you got the bike with the basket on the front? I call dibs on it for next time!”

Hands Up

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“Wave your hands in the air because you just don’t care because is Friiiiiday!”

Spooktacular

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“You may hide your face but you can’t fool us! We know it’s you Thomas, you party crasher!”