Coat Check

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“May I put your overcoat in the coat check for you good sir? And will you be requiring valet parking for your horse drawn carriage?”

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Tokyo 2020

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“I’m preparing to compete in rhythmic gymnastics in the next summer Olympics – my specialty is the ribbon!”

Don’t Insult Mom

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“You’re making fun of my pants? My momma sewed me these pants! Prepare to pay for your insult!”

No Leotards Here

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“Until the 1980s come along we shall do our aerobics in full dress and await the day we can work out in full neon spandex glory!”

Optometrist Dreams

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“I get it – you’re going as an eye exam chart for Halloween. How clever!”

Spring Has Sprung

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“I selected the finest rose out of the garden for you m’lady! And by the garden I mean that master of the house’s garden, don’t tell him about this!”