“What I have here is either a glove, a fake hand, or a real hand – I’ll let you guess which”
Month: April 2019
The “In” Colour
“Ugh I am so sick of earth tones! I can’t wait for summer so I can wear my fluorescents”
Ultimate in Lazy
“The envelope fell on the floor… do I pick it up now or leave it for two weeks, then pick it up?”
Mufasa
“Step away from the cliff Mufasa!”
Linsangs
“May I present to you the linsang, otherwise known as a spotty cat weasel”
Lingerie
“This was lingerie in the 1800s?”
Rebel
“I wear my hat backwards because I’m a rebel”
Plumage
“Maybe you should cool it with the hair gel Milton”
Hairspray
“What’s this? I don’t even have any hair to hairspray!”
Covered Wagon
“I wish I had sprung for the covered wagon with air conditioning and a rear view camera”
