DIY Home Renovation

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“The wife was right – should have hired a contractor”

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The Closest Shave

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“My father the barber is out sick, but not to worry I’ve been his apprentice for three years now – been doing this since I was four!”

Inspirational Speech

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“I would give an inspirational speech as the army charges forward for battle, but looks like it’s just me”

Shoo Fly

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“Quit taunting us fly – we will worm our way up and one day we too will be able to look through the microscope”

Is This The Real Life?

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“Dreams always seem real when you’re in them, don’t they?”

Home Improvement

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“Well done cherub, this is a fine start to the treehouse. Next I would like a ladder put right in the front there.”

Get Some Sunlight

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“Harold you can’t just stay in this cave all winter pretending to hibernate. Now put on your long johns, let’s go.”

Police Lineup

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“Yes I’m sure Officer. Man # 4 in the lineup is the person who stole my best hat.”