Seat Cushion Hat


“You never know when you will find yourself in uncomfortable seating circumstances – I heartily recommend to wear a seat cushion hat everywhere!”

The Good Child


“Yes mother I have definitely been up here reading quietly the whole time. I have no idea how your iPad screen cracked!”

Model Hair


“Someone turn the fan down! I know I said I wanted model hair blowing in the wind but I think we’ve gone too far!”

Lyre Concert


“You, yes you, lady in the red smock – come join me on stage and we will duet to my hit song Lyres of Love”