Double Take

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“There’s two of you – must be a glitch in the Matrix”

The Breakup

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“Argh breaking up is hard – I knew I should have just ghosted you”

Carnival Barker

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“I know you’re a carnival barker, but I think using mini donut oil as cologne is a bit much”