Halloween Cat


“How cats feel when you try to dress them up for Halloween”

Halloween Insults


“Ok now this isn’t even remotely a greeting – it’s a downright insult”

Of All The Ding-Dog-Bat


“What in thunder men want to wear such things for is – mmph – I’ll get that hook in that eye or I’ll eat – stop drawing in your breath, man, and swelling yourself up! Can’t you see I’m simply – hang it! – there goes my thumb nail, right off short -“