Careful Now

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“Put that thing down, you’re going to poke someone’s eye out”

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Crinoline Convenient Sometimes

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“This is so much more convenient than a swan pool float”

An “Accident”

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“Oh no, I have absolutely ruined the meat jelly! I do apologize for my clumsiness… Shall we order pizza?”

Take a Left at the Starfish

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“Sir, the detour is this way – there’s a pod of dolphins blocking the way forward”

Ice Cream and Jelly

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“The real question is not how did I spill ice cream and jelly all over myself, but rather why are we having ice cream and jelly for dessert when rumour is there is a comically large apple pie about?”

Citizen’s Arrest

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“I’m holding you until the police arrive – this is a citizen’s arrest!””