Bearded Vulture


“What do you call a Bearded Vulture once he’s shaved?”


A Soliloquy


“To shave, or not to shave, that is the question: Whether ’tis Nobler to have a busy beard, Or perhaps just a moustache”

Political Ad


“Arms folded, staring off in to the future – this is going to look great in my political ad. Quick, someone get me a hard hat and a baby to kiss!”

Before He Sees You


“Oh no the door to door salesman is headed this way – flee!”

The Closest Shave


“My father the barber is out sick, but not to worry I’ve been his apprentice for three years now – been doing this since I was four!”

Sweet Hat Too

Frontispiece book image of man with full beard wearing a feathered cap

“A late entrant! I’m sorry sir, we have already presented the moustache awards – however you are certainly a contender for best beard”