Bearded Vulture

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“What do you call a Bearded Vulture once he’s shaved?”

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A Soliloquy

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“To shave, or not to shave, that is the question: Whether ’tis Nobler to have a busy beard, Or perhaps just a moustache”

Political Ad

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“Arms folded, staring off in to the future – this is going to look great in my political ad. Quick, someone get me a hard hat and a baby to kiss!”

Before He Sees You

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“Oh no the door to door salesman is headed this way – flee!”

The Closest Shave

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“My father the barber is out sick, but not to worry I’ve been his apprentice for three years now – been doing this since I was four!”

Sweet Hat Too

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“A late entrant! I’m sorry sir, we have already presented the moustache awards – however you are certainly a contender for best beard”