“Can I try on a pair of these shoes in size 16?”
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Bearded Vulture
“What do you call a Bearded Vulture once he’s shaved?”
Cinderella Birds
“Are these birds trained to help wake me up, get me dressed, and brush my hair?”
Bird Haircut
“My haircut is fierce”
A Haircut
“So do you like my new haircut?”
Pigeon Problem
“We are in the chicken coop, we are chickens, please feed us”
Penguin Problem
“A penguin?! How dare you, sir! Do I look like a penguin to you?”
Home Construction
“We are going to need another stick on the side of the nest there to bolster the structural integrity”
Bird is the Word
“Thank you for the sage advice Falcon, you are very wise”
Puffin Party
“Welcome to PUFFINPALOOZA”
