Marriage

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“I feel like the fact that my dress vaguely resembles a straightjacket may be a metaphor”

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The Red Carpet

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“I asked for a red carpet and this is SALMON!”

I Should Have Known

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“I asked you five minutes ago if you had to go and you said no, and now that the bridal procession is about to begin you have to go to the bathroom?!”

Cupid Processional

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“Make way, make way everyone! We got a bride and groom coming through! I’ll sereneade them with my recorder jams”