An Uninvited Cousin

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“Am I too late for Christmas dinner? It’s me, everyone’s favourite cousin Rover!”

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Mystery Meat

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“Merry Christmas one and all! I hope you enjoy this… giant meatball?… for Christmas dinner”

Pre-Eating

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“I’ll just take one little slice for myself now, no one will even know the difference at Christmas dinner”

Testing the Toys

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“Wow elves, you’ve really outdone yourselves with the toys this year!”

Santa’s Automobile

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“Santa has decided to switch away from delivery gifts by sleigh this year”

Workplace Health & Safety

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“You’re telling me this is an inadequately supported ladder? Since when is Santa subject to workplace health & safety inspections?”

The New Lyrics

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“He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake, he knows when you have been hogging the data on the family Share Everything cell phone plan”