Jump Rope


“Why is Cinderella dressed in yellow? I thought she wore blue?”

Cinderella Birds


“Are these birds trained to help wake me up, get me dressed, and brush my hair?”

Modern Cinderella


“Maybe if I send the Prince a selfie he will remember what my face looks like and won’t need to try the glass slipper on the foot of every young woman in the kingdom”

Formal Dress Code


“Madam I really must insist you follow the dress code – the invitation clearly stated it was Clothing Mullet attire”