Visiting Royals


“Was that the doorbell? Company is here and I’m not ready yet!”

Dignified Portrait


“This portrait is only going to be from the waist up right?”

Formal Dress Code


“Madam I really must insist you follow the dress code – the invitation clearly stated it was Clothing Mullet attire”

Clothing Mullet

Frontispiece book image of king and queen at court

“Ladies and gentlemen of the court, I introduce to you the next great fashion trend – the Clothing Mullet. Business on the top, party on the bottom”