Not So Warm Coat

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“Fashion is weird – this coat is fur lined and yet has no buttons to do it up”

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Fur Coat

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“Yes this is a real fur coat but don’t worry, no kittens were harmed in its making – I used the fur I collected off of every surface in my home”

An Ordeal

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“Let’s get your coat on, then we can move on to shoes, and then we can finally leave unless you need to visit the privy again”

Some Assistance Required

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“Thank you sir, I should not have managed to put on this fine coat myself”

Coat Check

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“May I put your overcoat in the coat check for you good sir? And will you be requiring valet parking for your horse drawn carriage?”