It’s Cold Outside

“How am I still cold?!”

Furnace Repair


“When will the furnace be repaired? I should be very glad when we are longer required to wear these coats indoors”

Fur Coat


“Yes this is a real fur coat but don’t worry, no kittens were harmed in its making – I used the fur I collected off of every surface in my home”

An Ordeal


“Let’s get your coat on, then we can move on to shoes, and then we can finally leave unless you need to visit the privy again”