It’s Cold Outside

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“How am I still cold?!”

Furnace Repair

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“When will the furnace be repaired? I should be very glad when we are longer required to wear these coats indoors”

Fur Coat

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“Yes this is a real fur coat but don’t worry, no kittens were harmed in its making – I used the fur I collected off of every surface in my home”

An Ordeal

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“Let’s get your coat on, then we can move on to shoes, and then we can finally leave unless you need to visit the privy again”