Back of the Head


“Marlene, turn to face the camera. No no. You’re completely the wrong way – yes now turn – no, too far, now you’re facing the wrong way again…”

Dancing Master


“They don’t call me the Dancing Master for nothing – I’m the Gangnam Style champion three years running”

Formal Dress Code


“Madam I really must insist you follow the dress code – the invitation clearly stated it was Clothing Mullet attire”