“Marlene, turn to face the camera. No no. You’re completely the wrong way – yes now turn – no, too far, now you’re facing the wrong way again…”
dancing
Jazzy Jerome
“Get ready to dance everyone, here’s Jazzy Jerome and the Medieval Swing band!”
School Dance
“Oh please father can I please go to the school dance? I promise to be back by curfew!”
Flattered Phil
“You are asking me to dance? Well I’ve never been so flattered!”
New Hair, Don’t Care
“Must… keep… head… upright”
Recorder Jams
“That is some rockin’ recorder playing my friend!”
Beyoncé Dancers
“To the left, to the left”
Dancing Master
“They don’t call me the Dancing Master for nothing – I’m the Gangnam Style champion three years running”
Vis a Vis
“Now watch me superman”
Formal Dress Code
“Madam I really must insist you follow the dress code – the invitation clearly stated it was Clothing Mullet attire”
