That Moment


“That moment when your wife asks if you took the chicken out to thaw like she asked, and no you definitely didn’t do it”

Mystery Meat


“Merry Christmas one and all! I hope you enjoy this… giant meatball?… for Christmas dinner”

Dinner for the Dogs


“Mr. Whiskers you haven’t been excused from the table yet. Now sit up like a good kitty and eat your Purina”