Work It


“Work it! We’re getting some great shots for the catalogue, show off those boots a little more and we will be golden!”

Full House


“People say I’m a recluse and don’t have any friends but the way I see it I have lots of friends, feathered and furred”

Dear Mom


“Dear mom: Prison is not so bad – they let me keep my dog and my lute, plus I get to keep my feet up all day”