“Can’t decide between vertical and horizontal stripes? Wear plaid!”
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Walking Sack
“The name is not really selling me on it, to be honest”
Walking Dress
“If this is a walking dress, is there a running dress?”
Button Bonanza
“I ran out of buttons so I just sewed bows on the dress instead, I hope that’s ok”
Dress Instructor
“When I grow up I want to be a dress instructor”
The Most Beautiful
“The most beautiful dress/raincoat ever shown in this or any other market”
Red Dress
“This dress is great but I think it could use one more layer of crinoline”
Grandma
“Grandma loves lace and there’s nothing wrong with that”
Waiting Game
“I ordered my carriage ages ago… next time I’ll just get an Uber”
Peacock Fashion
“Sure I can dress like a peacock, but I would rather like to fully become a peacock”
