Food Fashion


“Sir I really must insist you desist this behaviour! A soup bowl is a poor substritute for hat and gloves!”

A Grave Injustice


“The papers are all saying that the new spring fashion is for men to go wigless, and I say no! Let’s rally against this injustice! What’s next to go, tricorn hats?”

Vest Emporium


“Come get some unbelievable deals on vests at Vest Emporium! The prices are too good to be true so come in today while supplies last!”

Sport Sunday: Skiing


“Is wearing a skirt practical while skiing? No. is it fashionable? Yes, especially with this classic ’80s purple and green colour combination”