Sleeveless

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“It would be a scandal if you went out without sleeves! May I suggest extremely large bell sleeves?”

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The Most Beautiful

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“The most beautiful dress/raincoat ever shown in this or any other market”

Turtle Outfit

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“What I like about this outfit is that I can duck my head down, pop the umbrella on top, and crawl inside like a turtle”

Upcycling

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“And when you are tired of your old lampshade, you can upcycle it to a fashionable bonnet”

Beautiful Biceps

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“La Vogue cloaks and suits – now you too can appear to have extremely large biceps!”

Bonnet Bonanza

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“Bonnets are all the rage this season – add ribbon or lace to make it your own!”

Peacock Fashion

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“Sure I can dress like a peacock, but I would rather like to fully become a peacock”