An Ascot


“You call that an ascot?! Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, examine the evidence for yourselves”


Food Fashion


“Sir I really must insist you desist this behaviour! A soup bowl is a poor substritute for hat and gloves!”

A Grave Injustice


“The papers are all saying that the new spring fashion is for men to go wigless, and I say no! Let’s rally against this injustice! What’s next to go, tricorn hats?”

Vest Emporium


“Come get some unbelievable deals on vests at Vest Emporium! The prices are too good to be true so come in today while supplies last!”