That Moment

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“That moment when your wife asks if you took the chicken out to thaw like she asked, and no you definitely didn’t do it”

Not a Little Piggy

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“Hold up now, this bucket of slop is for Mr. Oinks”

Oatmeal for Days

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“Here’s your oatmeal Baby Bear. There’s plenty more on the stove, some in the tagine, and I ran out of places to put it, so there’s some in bowls on the floor too”