Favourite Food


“Open up, I brought you your favourite – Goldfish crackers!”


Oatmeal for Days


“Here’s your oatmeal Baby Bear. There’s plenty more on the stove, some in the tagine, and I ran out of places to put it, so there’s some in bowls on the floor too”

On the Menu


“This dish had better impress. The recipe calls forĀ ikan bili – I don’t even know what that is, let alone where to find it!”

Ice Cream and Jelly


“The real question is not how did I spill ice cream and jelly all over myself, but rather why are we having ice cream and jelly for dessert when rumour is there is a comically large apple pie about?”