On the Menu


“This dish had better impress. The recipe calls forĀ ikan bili – I don’t even know what that is, let alone where to find it!”

Buffet Blunder


“Ack! My stomach! I really shouldn’t have gone for fourths at the buffet”

Ice Cream and Jelly


“The real question is not how did I spill ice cream and jelly all over myself, but rather why are we having ice cream and jelly for dessert when rumour is there is a comically large apple pie about?”