Paint a Puppy

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“Why would my valentine want this?”

An Ordeal

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“Let’s get your coat on, then we can move on to shoes, and then we can finally leave unless you need to visit the privy again”

Young Server

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“I know I look a little young to be a server but I assure you I am of age to be serving alcohol, mainly because such laws don’t exist yet”

Adventures in Babysitting

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“Your parents probably wouldn’t like you standing at the edge of this cliff – why don’t you come back to the house and I’ll let you watch unlimited TV?”

The Good Child

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“Yes mother I have definitely been up here reading quietly the whole time. I have no idea how your iPad screen cracked!”