An Ordeal


“Let’s get your coat on, then we can move on to shoes, and then we can finally leave unless you need to visit the privy again”

Young Server


“I know I look a little young to be a server but I assure you I am of age to be serving alcohol, mainly because such laws don’t exist yet”

Adventures in Babysitting


“Your parents probably wouldn’t like you standing at the edge of this cliff – why don’t you come back to the house and I’ll let you watch unlimited TV?”

The Good Child


“Yes mother I have definitely been up here reading quietly the whole time. I have no idea how your iPad screen cracked!”