“What’s this? I don’t even have any hair to hairspray!”
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hair
*Record Scratch*
“Yup, that’s me. I bet you’re wondering how I got here”
Bonnetless
“I refuse to wear a bonnet when my hair looks this good”
‘80s Perm
“We are right on trend with our ‘80s perms”
Adding Height
“I’m tall enough to ride the rollercoaster now right?”
Hats Off
“AHHH, put that hat back on! Your haircut is truly vile”
Barber
“Excuse me madam, could you point us to the nearest barber?”
Bob
“Short hair, don’t care because it’s the 1920s”
Trip to the Salon
“Twelve hours and $850 plus tip later”
Perm
“No mother, that hat will no longer fit on my head after the perm”
