“Is the barber shop this way? I can barely see out from under these bangs and every crumb gets caught in this moustache”
haircut
Shaggy
“I should have gotten a haircut before my portrait”
Hats Off
“AHHH, put that hat back on! Your haircut is truly vile”
Bob
“Short hair, don’t care because it’s the 1920s”
Regret
“Regrettably this hat does not fully cover up the disaster that is this haircut”
Bird Haircut
“My haircut is fierce”
A Haircut
“So do you like my new haircut?”
Mane Cut & Styled
“Just a trim please and styled for the ball this evening – I must be presentable as King”
And Find Some Pants
“Fight as much as you want but everyone has the same haircut in hell!”
