Hat Salesman Woes

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“Hmm no I think I liked the third hat better, or maybe the fifth one. Could you bring them all around for me to try on again?”

Home Renovation

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“We’ve just finished the renovations to raise the ceiling by four feet in order to accommodate my hat”

Seat Cushion Hat

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“You never know when you will find yourself in uncomfortable seating circumstances – I heartily recommend to wear a seat cushion hat everywhere!”

Debating Membership

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“No, old Mr. Higgins absolutely cannot join our hat club. Look at him over there – he’s wearing a Stockman hat, a Stockman hat I tell you!”

Place for a Hat

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“PETER! PETER, THE HAT GOES ON YOUR HEAD! DON’T CARRY IT ABOUT LIKE THAT, YOU’RE CREEPING OUT THR NEIGHBOURS!”