“Me and my family just lion around on the weekend”
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A Sting
“Owwwwww! How can a tiny sting hurt so much?”
Mufasa
“Step away from the cliff Mufasa!”
A Triumph
“Gryffindor wins!”
Standing Watch
“My back legs are falling asleep”
King of the Jungle
“King of the jungle is now king of the big city”
Sea Lion
“They call me a sea lion but I don’t see the resemblance to a lion”
Mane Cut & Styled
“Just a trim please and styled for the ball this evening – I must be presentable as King”
Pet Owners Be Like
“Well you wouldn’t eat the pill when I hid it in your food so you have left me no option but to cram it down your throat”
You’re Gonna Hear Me Roar
“No, I have the loudest roar! ROAAAAAAAR!”
