The Bro

“Bro, are they playing beer pong over there? Let’s go!”

New Man


“Bringing your new man to the work Christmas party”

Of All The Ding-Dog-Bat


“What in thunder men want to wear such things for is – mmph – I’ll get that hook in that eye or I’ll eat – stop drawing in your breath, man, and swelling yourself up! Can’t you see I’m simply – hang it! – there goes my thumb nail, right off short -“