Feathery Facial Hair


“I tried to grow out my feathers to have a feathery moustache and beard”

Don’t Cha


“Don’t cha wish your boyfriend had a moustache like me?”

Palm Reading


“In your future I see a pretty dresses, feathered hats, and a man with a very large moustache”

A Soliloquy


“To shave, or not to shave, that is the question: Whether ’tis Nobler to have a busy beard, Or perhaps just a moustache”

Political Ad


“Arms folded, staring off in to the future – this is going to look great in my political ad. Quick, someone get me a hard hat and a baby to kiss!”