Tassely Thingy

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“The top bit pops off and doubles as a shave brush, which helps to keep this moustache in tip top shape”

Visiting Royals

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“Was that the doorbell? Company is here and I’m not ready yet!”

Sweet Hat Too

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“A late entrant! I’m sorry sir, we have already presented the moustache awards – however you are certainly a contender for best beard”

Moustache Man

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“We present to you sir the trophy for most magnificent moustache – it truly is a marvel to behold”

My Favourite Things

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“Piccolos and spectacles and the time 3:25. Sweet moustaches and sheet music and just generally being alive. Half eaten cheese wheels tied up with string. These are a few of my favourite things.”