To My Valentine

“To my Valentine, I let our kid paint the dog – I hope you like it”

Bob Ross


“I wouldn’t want the present I bought you to be lonely, so I’ll buy you another so it can have a friend”

Old School Selfie


“Is it fair to say that self-portraits were basically the selfies of the Dutch Golden Age?”

Happy Little Tree

Library book frontispiece of man painting in canvas and woman watching

“Hans, why don’t you add a happy little tree there? You’re doing very well for your first class, very well indeed”