Mom Jeans


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“High waisted pants are in this season”

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The Show

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“I’m sorry your pants split, but the show must go on!”

Cool Kids

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“They are looking this way, play it cool and maybe they won’t notice I’m not wearing not pants”

Ford the River

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“Roll your pants up everyone, they are dry clean only and I’m not footing the cost if they get dirty!”

Don’t Insult Mom

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“You’re making fun of my pants? My momma sewed me these pants! Prepare to pay for your insult!”

New Pant Day

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“Check out my new breeches! They are so comfortable and wonderfully stretchy – look how much movement I can get!”