“Business on the top, regrettable fashion choices on the bottom”
pants
Skinny Pant
“Perhaps next time I’ll opt for a skinny pant”
Assets
“Those high waisted pants really accentuate your assets my dear”
Mom Jeans
“High waisted pants are in this season”
The Show
“I’m sorry your pants split, but the show must go on!”
The Pants
“White pants are never a good idea”
Cool Kids
“They are looking this way, play it cool and maybe they won’t notice I’m not wearing not pants”
Ford the River
“Roll your pants up everyone, they are dry clean only and I’m not footing the cost if they get dirty!”
Don’t Insult Mom
“You’re making fun of my pants? My momma sewed me these pants! Prepare to pay for your insult!”
New Pant Day
“Check out my new breeches! They are so comfortable and wonderfully stretchy – look how much movement I can get!”
