A Portrait Sitting


“Excuse me, the artist has kindly recommended that you turn around for best results with this portrait sitting”

Too Lifelike


“It’s a lovely portrait Edward but perhaps you could make it a bit less realistic? I feel you want to earn the commission you might consider flattering your subject a bit?”

Levitating Crown


“Omg I have no idea what my portraitist was thinking – I have a lot of powers as King but pretty sure levitating my crown is not one of them”