Pose for a Portrait


“How long do we need to hold this pose for? I’m starting to cramp up!”



“Are you sure I have to hold this pose while you work on my portrait?! My poor arm!”

Too Lifelike


“It’s a lovely portrait Edward but perhaps you could make it a bit less realistic? I feel you want to earn the commission you might consider flattering your subject a bit?”

Levitating Crown


“Omg I have no idea what my portraitist was thinking – I have a lot of powers as King but pretty sure levitating my crown is not one of them”