A Late Christmas


“I’m late! Cross country skiing just isn’t as efficient as magic reindeer”

A Happy New Year


“Wishing you a happy new year full of sun dials, monocles, and ruffled shirts”

Mystery Meat


“Merry Christmas one and all! I hope you enjoy this… giant meatball?… for Christmas dinner”

Workplace Health & Safety


“You’re telling me this is an inadequately supported ladder? Since when is Santa subject to workplace health & safety inspections?”

The New Lyrics


“He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake, he knows when you have been hogging the data on the family Share Everything cell phone plan”