Mystery Meat

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“Merry Christmas one and all! I hope you enjoy this… giant meatball?… for Christmas dinner”

Workplace Health & Safety

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“You’re telling me this is an inadequately supported ladder? Since when is Santa subject to workplace health & safety inspections?”

The New Lyrics

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“He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake, he knows when you have been hogging the data on the family Share Everything cell phone plan”