Young Santa

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“Keep drinking your milk and eating cookies Santa, and one day you will grow up to be big and jolly!”

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Reindeer Games

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“You see Dasher and Dancer over there flirting with Prancer and Vixen?”

A Late Christmas

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“I’m late! Cross country skiing just isn’t as efficient as magic reindeer”

Testing the Toys

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“Wow elves, you’ve really outdone yourselves with the toys this year!”

1-800-Santa

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“Hi, you’ve reached Santa. Yes, my ring tone is jingle bells”

Santa’s Automobile

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“Santa has decided to switch away from delivery gifts by sleigh this year”

Workplace Health & Safety

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“You’re telling me this is an inadequately supported ladder? Since when is Santa subject to workplace health & safety inspections?”

Electronics and Elves

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“The elves haven’t quite mastered how to build iPods yet”

Down Time

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“In the off season, Santa spends his time oil painting and working on his tan”