Kangaroo Moms Are The Worst

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“No Eliza you cannot ride in my pouch to school. You’ll jump there like all the other kangaroos”

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Silent is in the Name

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“Shhh! Jimmy, this is “Silent Reading”┬áperiod not “Loudly Eat Carrot Sticks” or “Constantly Shuffle Your Feet” period”

Ahead of its Time

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“How many professors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Get ready fellas this is a good one”

“… What is a light bulb?”