Kangaroo Moms Are The Worst


“No Eliza you cannot ride in my pouch to school. You’ll jump there like all the other kangaroos”

Silent is in the Name


“Shhh! Jimmy, this is “Silent Reading” period not “Loudly Eat Carrot Sticks” or “Constantly Shuffle Your Feet” period”

Ahead of its Time

Frontispiece book image of students at Oxford

“How many professors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Get ready fellas this is a good one”

“… What is a light bulb?”