A Sailor’s Tale


“We sailed for many days, so very many days. On the first day it was clear and the wind was at our back. On the second day we encountered a bit of a squall. On the third day we discovered rats in the cabin…”

Sail Away


“And the most important thing to keep in mind while out on the open ocean is to work like a captain but party like a pirate”

Parallel Dock


“You see this? How did this guy get his Sea Captain license? He clearly had no idea how to parallel dock”