Someone Stop Him

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“No Jeremiah, don’t throw the box of rum bottles!”

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Captain’s Announcement

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“Good afternoon this is your captain speaking. As we approach our final destination I’d like to thank you for joining us on this trip. Please use caution when opening the overhead bins, as heavy articles may have shifted around during high seas.”

A Sailor’s Tale

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“We sailed for many days, so very many days. On the first day it was clear and the wind was at our back. On the second day we encountered a bit of a squall. On the third day we discovered rats in the cabin…”

Sail Away

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“And the most important thing to keep in mind while out on the open ocean is to work like a captain but party like a pirate”

Parallel Dock

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“You see this? How did this guy get his Sea Captain license? He clearly had no idea how to parallel dock”