Formal Dress Code


“Madam I really must insist you follow the dress code – the invitation clearly stated it was Clothing Mullet attire”




“Ok everyone, step one of the Macarena is to bring your right arm up like so. Be sure to point your fingertips to get proper form.”

1730s Model

Frontispiece book image of medieval men outside a text

“Sir you are almost up – the runway is through here. And may I just say that your walk is fierce.”