Formal Dress Code

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“Madam I really must insist you follow the dress code – the invitation clearly stated it was Clothing Mullet attire”

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Macarena

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“Ok everyone, step one of the Macarena is to bring your right arm up like so. Be sure to point your fingertips to get proper form.”

1730s Model

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“Sir you are almost up – the runway is through here. And may I just say that your walk is fierce.”