Double Date


“This had better be the best double date of all time for me to change out of my sweats and pause my Netflix”

Your Cheeks Are Red from Embarrassment


“Good to see you Mary! What are you reading there? Fifty Shades of Grey, how scandalous!”

Chemistry Jokes


“I told a chemistry joke earlier – not only was there no reaction, but now I have to stand here in the corner by myself in shame”