“Right, the list says we have to acquire one men’s powdered wig, five fish heads, and a chamber pot”
women
Pineapple
“Don’t believe everything you read Laura – putting pineapple in Jello just won’t work”
Embroidery
“Oh my dear, embroidery is so 1870”
Bonnet Bonanza
“Bonnets are all the rage this season – add ribbon or lace to make it your own!”
Hat Veil
“Is it a hat? Is it a veil? Who knows!”
Hypnosis
“You will wake up in 3… 2… 1…”
Get in Line
“Number one! What are you doing? Are you seriously going to backhand number two at church?!”
Jealousy
“Don’t listen to them Gladys, they’re just jealous that you’ve one upped them with shoulder bows instead of shoulder pads”
Join the Line
“Let’s conga!”
Literally or Figuratively?
“Louise I believe you have a bee in your bonnet”
